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Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

Question : What is globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian
boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German
car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was
high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

And this is sent to you by a Macedonian, using Bill
Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM
clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by
Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to u
by Chinamen!

That is Globalisation!!!

Aus der Kategorie Bei Gericht

"Angeklagter", donnert der Richter, "Sie scheinen schlechten Umgang gehabt zu haben."
"Ganz im Gegenteil, Herr Vorsitzender, seit meiner frühesten Jugend habe ich es nur mit Richtern und Staatsanwälten zu tun."

Aus der Kategorie Politisch

President BUSH went for a check up:

His doctor said:

"Mr. President, I am your doctor; I am sorry to inform you,
that you have a problem in your BRAIN. Your brain has two parts,
one Left and one Right. The Left Part has nothing right in it,
and the Right Part has nothing left in it."