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Aus der Kategorie Diverse Sprüche

Wenn dein Arschloch rötlich schimmert und das ganze sich
verschlimmert, hat dir jemand ganz geschickt von hinten in
den Arsch gefickt!

Aus der Kategorie Diverse Sprüche

Es war einmal ein Schnellverkäufer, dem wollte es nicht
glücken, sich trotz enormer Schnelligkeit, selbst in den
Arsch zu ficken!

Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

Question : What is globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian
boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German
car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was
high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

And this is sent to you by a Macedonian, using Bill
Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM
clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by
Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to u
by Chinamen!

That is Globalisation!!!