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Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

Question : What is globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian
boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German
car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was
high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

And this is sent to you by a Macedonian, using Bill
Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM
clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by
Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to u
by Chinamen!

That is Globalisation!!!

Aus der Kategorie Zitate

Tennessee Williams (am. Schriftsteller, 1911-1983):
"Die Menschen früherer Zeiten waren genauso schlecht
wie wir. Sie wußten es nur nicht so genau."

Aus der Kategorie Muttertag Sprüche

Ein ganz großes Dankeschön an die liebste Mama
der Welt. Genieße den Tag, denn er ist nur für
Dich. Ich hab Dich ganz toll lieb.