Aus der Kategorie Hochzeitssprüche (52/72)

Aus der Kategorie Microsoft-Witze

Wenn man diese CD rückwärts spielt, sind satanische
Verse zu hören. Viel schlimmer, wenn man sie vorwärts
spielt, installiert sie Windows 98.

Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Aus der Kategorie Motivationssprüche

Viele unserer Ängste sind nichts als Riegel vor den Türen zu den Gemächern des Märchenpalastes unserer Seele. Doch kein Riegel kann auf die Dauer unserem Verlangen widerstehen, unsere inneren Wunder zu entdecken.