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Aus der Kategorie Sprüche zum Valentinstag

Hier sitzt jemand der an dich denket und der
dir in diesem Moment einen Valentinsgruß auf
dein Handy sendet. Deine heimliche Verehrerin!

Aus der Kategorie Radio Eriwan

Frage an Radio Eriwan: "Können Sie mir sagen, warum Kanada an uns soviel Weizen liefert?"
Antwort: "Daran ist die katastrophale Überproduktion unter dem Kapitalismus schuld."

Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."