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Aus der Kategorie Gute Nacht Sprüche

Eine Gute Nacht die wünsche ich Dir, es wäre
schön Du wärst bei mir. Scheint der Mond zum
Fenster rein, denk ich so: Ach wie schade - DU
BIST NICHT MEIN

Aus der Kategorie Gute Nacht Sprüche

Heute Nacht sollst Du von mir träumen, denn auch
ich träume von Dir! Sicherlich treffen wir uns!
Gute Nacht mein Schatz! Ich liebe Dich!

Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."