Aus der Kategorie Lieber...als... (170/475)

Aus der Kategorie Beziehungskisten

Ein Streit unter Eheleuten.
"Hätte ich bloß auf meine Mutter gehört und dich nie geheiratet.", keift sie.
Er fragt nach: "Deine Mutter hat dir abgeraten?"
"Immer."
"Ohje", stammelt er erschüttert. "Wie habe ich dieser Frau Unrecht getan."

Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices
that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized
ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually
is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow,
the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

Aus der Kategorie Motivationssprüche

"Wenn Sie irgendwo hin wollen, müssen Sie wissen wohin Sie gehen und wie Sie dort ankommen wollen. Geben Sie dann niemals, niemals, niemals auf." - Norman Vincent Peale