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Ein Bayer reitet auf einem Esel durch die Wüste.
Da sieht er Vicky Leandros auf einem Stein sitzen.
Sagt der Bayer: "Da, schau her, die Vicky!"
Sagt der Esel:"Ia!"

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Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the
Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I
stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.
She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at
me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become
Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at
the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want
make holidays on the moon. Wizhout my bad half.But I take my dog
with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a
flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window
place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-
free. And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my
wife that I want go alone. She has a big Shrot-gun. She would make
a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room
with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the
earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working
on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch ( häha).
We will kringel ourself before laughing ( höhöhöhö)! Is what loose
on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every
day. This is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus
Xaver

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Ein wohlbeleibter Patient wird vom Arzt untersucht. Er horcht hier, klopft da, schaut in seine Patienten-Datei, greift dann zum Telefon und sagt nach dem Wählen der Nummer:
"Du, Horst, du interessierst dich doch für eine Wohnung, die demnächst frei wird. Ich kenne da eine!"