Aus der Kategorie Nikolosprüche (12/40)

Aus der Kategorie Beziehungskisten

"Hallo, Hugo, stell dir vor, ich werde Vater."
"Und warum machst du so ein trauriges Gesicht?"
"Na ja, ich muss es noch meiner Frau erzählen."

Aus der Kategorie Sport

"Der Fussballer fragt den Schiedsrichter: "Wie heisst denn ihr Hund? "
"Ich habe keinen Hund... "
"Oh, das tut mir aber leid. Blind - und keinen Hund. "

Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

Question : What is globalisation?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian
boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German
car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was
high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

And this is sent to you by a Macedonian, using Bill
Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM
clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by
Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to u
by Chinamen!

That is Globalisation!!!