Aus der Kategorie Facebook Sprüche (494/516)

Aus der Kategorie Englische Witze

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Aus der Kategorie Diverse Witze

Treffen sich zwei Unterhosen.
Sagt die eine zu anderen: "Hey warst du im Urlaub?"
Sagt die andere: "Nein,wieso?"
"Weil du so braun bist!"

Aus der Kategorie Halloween Sprüche

Rummel, rummel, reister – wir sind die bösen
Geister, wollt ihr uns vertreiben oder soll’n
wir bleiben? Tut ihr nix in uns’ren Sack –
nehmen wir euch huckepack! Tut ihr doch was
Schönes rein – geh’n wir alle artig heim!